Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.