How many black people does it take to shingle a roof?

One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people talk funny?

They don't, it's a miff.

What do you call a barn full of black people?

A police shooting range.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate pizza before it was cool.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

a sandwich

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.