What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

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A Fraudian slip.

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What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

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Soo-Duhh!

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Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

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Because he kept running out of the pen.

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If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.