What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What did the door say to the other door?

I can see your Knob Simple yet effective

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

a failure!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.