5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
A: 1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
because they're too poor to afford chairs.
