What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

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What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

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What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

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Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

What's an archaeologist's favorite verb?

Bone.

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Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.