How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they blew it up already.

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

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What do Hillary and Bill have in common?

Both got screwed out of office

How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

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How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

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How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

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What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.

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What do you call a girl who friend zones you?

M'lady

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends?

They compliment each other nicely.

Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.