How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How many dead memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one.

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

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What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!