A skeleTON.
Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).
Put a leper in a wind tunnel
After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in
After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.
Yep, people are just dying to get in there
Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.