How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How are women like KFC?

After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in

What do a good woman and KFC have in common?

After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.