How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!