How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How do skeletons greet each other?

Bon'nichiwa

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!