Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

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What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha

Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

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How do you throw a party in space?

You planet

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

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What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.