Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

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What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

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What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

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Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

because he had no body to go with

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.