How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

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How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!

How many political idealists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, political idealists can't change anything.

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

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How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

About 8000

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

Break Lightbulb Jokes More Break Lightbulb Jokes

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.