Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

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How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

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What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

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What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.