Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

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What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

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What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters "

How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

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What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.