Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

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What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.