How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

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How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

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What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

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What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

What is a Jamaicans favorite country to visit?

Yeahman

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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

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How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

Tricycle Jokes More Tricycle Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?

Attire...!!

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

Attire