How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!