How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

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How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves

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What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys