Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

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What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

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How do you get a Catholic nun pregnant?

Dress her as a choirboy

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-thai.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.