Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

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Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

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Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

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What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

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How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.