What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

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What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

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How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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What's the most outplayed joke in all of /r/jokes?

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What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes?

A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.

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What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

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What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.