What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

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Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

Tweaker Jokes More Tweaker Jokes

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.