What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

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What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

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Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

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Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin

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What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

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What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes