What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

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Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

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What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !