What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?

A hoppercraft !

What do you call a hapoy frog?

Hoppy

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What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

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What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !