What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

100 Mph Jokes More 100 Mph Jokes

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !