How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

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How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

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Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

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How many Sanders supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question, they can't change anything.

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

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How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

American Cop Jokes More American Cop Jokes

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black