How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

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What do you call the most successful vasectomist in American history?

American Snipper

Whats an American cops favourite shot?

A black rushing

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How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

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How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black