How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

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How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb

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Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

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Why do women have cleaner minds than men?

Because they change theirs more often

What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy?

Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.

American Cop Jokes More American Cop Jokes

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

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How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.