son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case
My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
A: I "NEED" you!
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Hose B
Son "Having an adopted son."
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
You have amazing eyes.
In case he got a hole in one.
In case he got a hole in one
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