How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.
Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything!
About 8000
Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.
It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.
This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.
Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans
New Recruit: Call for backup!
Ask the NSA for a backup.
