What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

Who lost the American Presidential Debate?

America.

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What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

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What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

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How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."