How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

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How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

What do you call a group of environmentalists in jail?

Collared Greens'