How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.
New Recruit: Call for backup!
Ask the NSA for a backup.
Make a backup, I need to re-format this."
Your mother!
You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.
The answer may shock you.
Church
I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"
Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"
Zero, its already lit
Mr. President.
By firing squad.
Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."
Deader.
Nonanol.
