How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)

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Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

What is your funniest joke about the French?

Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.

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What do you call a popular joke on reddit?

repost

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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What's worst than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in three trash cans.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

What does a rotting corpse say?

idk