When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

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Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber

Razor Jokes More Razor Jokes

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

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What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.