When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

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Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

Razor Jokes More Razor Jokes

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive