What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ?

A Headphone

What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas??

Cancer.

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What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

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What's the best part of a redneck brothel?

The family discount

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What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!