What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

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What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

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What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.

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How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log