What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.

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What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

Watch this!

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

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Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

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What's the best part about having a blind partner?

You know they won't be seeing other people.

What's the best part of an asynchronous dog?

It's non barking! Hopefully some software people get this one

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What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)