What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.

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Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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Are you ready for the next episode?

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What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

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What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.