What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

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What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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What do you call a group of students?

A school.

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

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What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

What do insects learn at school ?

Mothmatics !