What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

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Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

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What's the best sport to learn when you are moving?

A: Boxing

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!