What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

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What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

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What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

How did the Endorian get to school every day?

Ewok'd.

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language