A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark
When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
He calls it a work of art.
Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.
The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .
Patty O'Furniture.
On the dark side.
A: Their match wouldn't light.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'
