How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark

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How many Libertarian Capitalists does it take to change a light bulb?

I ain't buyin those fancy Big-Government ones. The free market idn't ready.

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

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How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!

How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

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What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.

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Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

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What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"