You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.
In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.
Ask him/her to pronounce unionized
Because it's the most painful day in their lives
Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.
The egg-stra.
Because he wanted to play chicken.
Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.
6
Cross country
GerMany
A grudge.
The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)