You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.
The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.
3 inches
me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
Because his mother was in a jam.
Leave the plunger in the toilet
Because he had a will, and he haddaway.
Being up to your nuts in cider.
With lots of hops!
Student -"in Swiss Banks".. :P :D lolx
Cross country
It's because they're always drunk as hell.
Whatever their name is, you insensitive jerk.
