Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol
I don't know but I can look it up for you."
One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Neighbor.
Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.
No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!
Because she stole his heart
The energy bill ...