What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

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How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

What is another word for a rap battle?

Black-on-black rhyme

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What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart