Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

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What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

What Is Bluetooth ?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

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Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

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What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.