Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

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Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

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What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

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What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

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How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity