How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

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Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

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How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny..."