How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

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What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

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What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

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How many zen buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One and not one.

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

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What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.