How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

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Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!

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Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

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How many anti-Trump protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING.

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

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Who is Nickelback's biggest fan?

Helen Keller.

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.