How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke?

Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

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What's the best part about a Fight Club joke?

The punchline.

What's the best name for an atheist?

Godfrey