How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

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What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

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Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

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What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.