How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

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Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.

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What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it."

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so."

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What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

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What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

What's the best part about twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of them.