What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

anonagon.

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How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak?

Keep it in church, guys.

How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

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What do you think it'll be like?

The other student shrugs and says, "Remains to be seen".

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!