Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

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How can you identify a French Infantryman?

Sunburned armpits.

Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

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Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

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What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

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Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

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What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.