How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

Previous Random Joke Next
Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

Friend Zone Guy Jokes More Friend Zone Guy Jokes

How many "friend-zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

How many 'friend-zoned' guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None they just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw.

Drougen Jokes More Drougen Jokes

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.