What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

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What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

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Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.

What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

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What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.