None, they just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
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It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
None they just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw.
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.
Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.
He was afraid that he would swallow his words.
credit to Hampton Yount)
He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.
Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!
Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora
The friend zone...
It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.
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About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.
They're both myths.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
You make me hard
They compliment each other nicely.
Shine a flashlight in their ear.
lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.
