Friend Zone Guy Jokes

How many "friend-zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

How many 'friend-zoned' guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None they just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One....Two...One, Two...

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

Drougen Jokes More Drougen Jokes

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

Friend Zone Jokes More Friend Zone Jokes

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

Where do the good guys go?

The friend zone...

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

How many syllables does the word "Gloria" have?

CATHOLICS: 18

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."