How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

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What do a German says when you show him a good meme?

Danke

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

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Why has Hot Topic's sales revenue gone down?

Because the marketing department cuts itself.

What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off."

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.