How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why was the umbilical cord sad?

He got cut from the naval base.

How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

Why can't the porcelain king go to the bathroom?

He was dethroned.

Tile Jokes More Tile Jokes

What did the space between two tiles say?

I AM GROUT

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.