Tile Jokes

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

What did the space between two tiles say?

I AM GROUT

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Floor Tile Jokes More Floor Tile Jokes

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls