Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna