Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you say "bra" in german?

CUZITHODZITFOMFOPIN.

Why do a German soldier's hands never get cold?

Because they've gott mit-uns

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense. I'll show myself out...

What do you call it when a person has a fear of Vietnamese food?

They have a Pho-bia!

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Someone else's cheese.

What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?

Cheese was.

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.