What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

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What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

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Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

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What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

Dealer Jokes More Dealer Jokes

What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.