What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

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What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

How did the high speed car chase end?

Caught eem! Hahaaa caught eem.

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Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

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What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin?

Cracktose Intolerant

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

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Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

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What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.