What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

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Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

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Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.