What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

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How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

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What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

How many teenage girls does it take to screw..... in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.

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Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot