How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

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Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

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Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

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What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"